I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
mY F AVROTE THING
I have found the holy grail of the internet
Why should I create anything ever again. The unattainable has already been reached.
yeah fuck you kevin robinson
Purple cool kind not gay kind
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard
I love you (￣▽￣)
I’m like dying on the inside. Wow. Omg.
I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR
U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN
GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…
I feel like this is the prelude to anon hate lmaooo
I’ll say this right off the bat: I know I may have little to no room to talk about some of the topics I am going to say because I am cisgender. Assigned female, identify female, plain and simple. These are my opinions and thoughts and if I say something that you do not agree with, then I am very sorry.
Honestly? I think otherkin is a joke.
I feel like, in a way, otherkin mocks the transgender and genderqueer communities. And I know that some transgender folks take offense to people who want made-up pronouns. The otherkin culture completely baffles me to no end.
I understand trans people. It’s become a simple concept to me, just like the rest of LGBTQA. Born a boy, feel more comfortable as a girl? Cool, I’m down. Whatever makes you happy. Born a girl and don’t feel comfortable having to live up to gender roles? Just tell me what pronouns to use; I’m flexible.
But… you’re born a full-fleshed human and you are identifying as something non-human? A rabbit? A tree? A fucking nebula? No that makes no fucking sense. That sounds like something a child would say.
Why on earth would somebody want to live and breathe in the body of an animal? Is it just your favorite animal? Do you think you’re some special fucking snowflake because you’re making people cater to your wishes of being called a pup, a squeak, a grass, or whatever the hell there is?
Now, if the whole otherkin culture had a part in a religion, I wouldn’t be so sour about all of this.
I believe that otherkin are just people that are bored as hell on the internet. They see trans people and think “Hmm… If that boy can be a girl, then I can be a fish. That sounds like fun. Now I can be special too!”