Posted 11 hours ago

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Posted 11 hours ago
walmart-dot-com:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

mY F AVROTE THING

walmart-dot-com:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

mY F AVROTE THING

Posted 11 hours ago

pantslesswrock:

kennoarkkan:

lychgate:

doornailsarejealous:

thatthingupyouranus:

I have found the holy grail of the internet

Why should I create anything ever again. The unattainable has already been reached.

yeah fuck you kevin robinson

Magnificent.

Purple cool kind not gay kind

(Source: i-write-stupid-not-smart)

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago
ttlynotagastya:

ultigom:

did this actually happen in the game?

1500000% canon gameplay footage

ttlynotagastya:

ultigom:

did this actually happen in the game?

1500000% canon gameplay footage

Posted 21 hours ago

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

Posted 22 hours ago

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)

Posted 22 hours ago

selenoscope:

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

image

true story

true for drawing

true for video editing

true for writing

just true

Posted 22 hours ago

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

Posted 22 hours ago

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

Posted 22 hours ago

saucy-twat-crumpets:

xxsketchytrixterxx:

justasouthie:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard

I love you ( ̄▽ ̄)

I’m like dying on the inside. Wow. Omg.

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 22 hours ago

super-mario-rpg:

I WANA BE THE VERY BERST

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LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS

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TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST

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2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE

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I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERDimage

EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID

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PERKEMERN TIS U N ME

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I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY

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PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND

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IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND

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POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR

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AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR

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U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN

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GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…

image!!!

Posted 23 hours ago

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 23 hours ago

roccothegreat:

the internet ( 2014 )

Posted 23 hours ago
What's your opinion on otherkin?
Anonymous asked

I feel like this is the prelude to anon hate lmaooo

I’ll say this right off the bat: I know I may have little to no room to talk about some of the topics I am going to say because I am cisgender. Assigned female, identify female, plain and simple. These are my opinions and thoughts and if I say something that you do not agree with, then I am very sorry.

Honestly? I think otherkin is a joke.

I feel like, in a way, otherkin mocks the transgender and genderqueer communities. And I know that some transgender folks take offense to people who want made-up pronouns. The otherkin culture completely baffles me to no end.

I understand trans people. It’s become a simple concept to me, just like the rest of LGBTQA. Born a boy, feel more comfortable as a girl? Cool, I’m down. Whatever makes you happy. Born a girl and don’t feel comfortable having to live up to gender roles? Just tell me what pronouns to use; I’m flexible.

But… you’re born a full-fleshed human and you are identifying as something non-human? A rabbit? A tree? A fucking nebula? No that makes no fucking sense. That sounds like something a child would say.

Why on earth would somebody want to live and breathe in the body of an animal? Is it just your favorite animal? Do you think you’re some special fucking snowflake because you’re making people cater to your wishes of being called a pup, a squeak, a grass, or whatever the hell there is?

Now, if the whole otherkin culture had a part in a religion, I wouldn’t be so sour about all of this.

TL;DR:

I believe that otherkin are just people that are bored as hell on the internet. They see trans people and think “Hmm… If that boy can be a girl, then I can be a fish. That sounds like fun. Now I can be special too!”